When College Becomes the “Contingency” Plan


Not too long ago, students had the choice of going the academic route or the trade skills route. If a student wasn’t fond of the academic stuff, they could choose vo-tech. In vo-tech, students are taught in-demand trades like heating, plumbing, electric, welding, auto body, etc. This trade route was often seen as a back-up plan if you were weak academically.

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Back in 1983, A Nation at Risk compelled many erstwhile high schoolers to consider attending college. According to the data, those with college degrees earned much more than those with only a high school diploma. So college was ostensibly chosen to acquire hard-to-learn, in-demand skills.

But then — to attract tuition dollars — colleges eventually began offering many useless majors like underwater basket-weaving. This was convenient for those who lacked the bandwidth to learn doctor, lawyer, and indian chief stuff. Unfortunately, these bogus matricula have led to a generation of disillusioned coffee baristas whining about loan forgiveness from the government.

Although it is sad to have earned a degree and feel underemployed, the question looms… are you really underemployed? Or did you major in something that failed to provide any marketable skills?

What did you go into $100K in debt for?

I make a point of asking my coffee baristas what they studied in school. The nuttiest I have heard was lesbian dance theory. Seriously? That’s a major?

An expensive contingency plan for sure, but college is quickly becoming the back up for may students.

Your little darling studied what?

The other thing I’d point out is the unheard-of level of tolerance the parents of these students must have had to practice.

“So Mrs. Parent, what is little Jimmy studying at university?”

“Jimmy has decided to be a German folk dance specialist. There is a tremendous growing need in the European studies.”

How you could not chuckle (at least a little) about this parent’s undying devotion is… well… laughable. When a parent fails to tell their little petunias that majoring in bologna is not a viable use of money, it’s tantamount to abuse.

So…

If you’re going to college, think about what skills are not only in-demand, but are hard to acquire. This choice includes many of the “blue-collar” jobs. I’m talking about welding, diesel mechanics, etc. They are hard-to-acquire and in demand.

Until next time…

Remember that success is a planned event. Believe in yourself.

Pay attention, do the work, and don’t give up!

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Mark Noldy

Husband of one, father of four, teacher of thousands... still learning every day.

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